Tech nemesis

Ah, my tech thought it would distract me today. Phone froze up, went dark, and stayed hot. "Well we'll just let your battery run down while not letting you over heat," I said to it in the early hours when i have nothing better to do than anthropomorphize my tools. It's back now. And the external monitor went crazy, flashing on and off, and then went dark. Fine. Just use the laptop monitor. And when i woke up the system moments ago, the monitor is back.

Take that 35mereld4. You can't get me so easily!

What, everybody doesn't have an imaginary, named nemesis to blame all tech failures on?

ETA: argh, all the links are gone from my to do list! ✊🏻 35mereld4!!! ✊🏻

ETA: after reflection on race and emoji, changing from default yellow. QV https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/05/white-people-dont-use-white-emoji/481695/

ETA: ' in "can't"