I'm guessing you're 100% right on the beer can - is there a bar/store that sells singles somewhere on either end of the road or near your house? (yes Dollar General counts!) Having lived with alcoholics my entire life apparently (kids are so oblivious!) I'm betting your house is on someone's ride home and it's close to how long it takes the offender to finish a beer.
no clue on the pokes, people are fucking weird - I've seen wood peckers beat on some funky stuff though, maybe one wanted to get drunk??? Maybe small animal bite marks? (canine type smaller teeth? skunks LOVE beer, so do possums, are they evenly-ish spaced?) the plot thickens
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no clue on the pokes, people are fucking weird - I've seen wood peckers beat on some funky stuff though, maybe one wanted to get drunk??? Maybe small animal bite marks? (canine type smaller teeth? skunks LOVE beer, so do possums, are they evenly-ish spaced?)
the plot thickens